The thousands protesting against the imposition of unwarranted taxes and iniquitous government policies are crypto-terrorists.
The Gardaí are being unfairly vilified and intimidated.
The two parties in the coalition government are being undermined by subversive political rivals who are barely democratic let alone worthy of office.
And some elements of the press – not controlled by Ireland’s single media conglomerate – are reporting yet more rumours of historic malfeasance amongst the ruling elites.
Ah yeah, this is more like the Ireland I know…