“Gaels Are Our Misfortune” – Ooops, sorry, that one is “Jews Are Our Misfortune”. Got my racist, fascist propaganda mixed up there…

There’s a nicely paranoid opinion piece in today’s Oirish Independent newspaper attacking Ireland’s Irish-speaking citizens. Why? For daring to speak Irish but of course! How dare these people speak their native language, the indigenous tongue of this island. Don’t they know that they live in Angloland? And with the indulgent tolerance of the Anglo-Irish what’s more. Ungrateful Gaeilgeoirí savages!

“According to a report on RTE News: Nine O’Clock, some Irish-language crowd was complaining that it costs more to send texts in Irish than in English due to the technical difficulty of adding the “fada”.

“No problem,” said I to myself. “What you do there is, you send your texts in English.”

I really felt that I could help these people with one simple message.

“Don’t send your texts in Irish, then. If you want to save yourself a few cents, send them in English, mate.”

I have been sending all my texts in English since I discovered texting about three weeks ago, and I can tell you, it works.

But as the report carried on, the mood darkened. Apparently the texters were seeing this as a human- rights issue.

Like others of their ilk, the actual message that they are communicating, matters less than the language in which it is being communicated.

So they regard the extra cost for the “fada” as a form of discrimination, perhaps even a breach of their Constitutional rights.

In passing, some of you out there with serious worries about your job, your health, your finances, must be marvelling that people with so little to bother them, can be presented as victims on the main evening news.

I mentioned recently in this column the sign on the front of the Dart to Greystones, which was in Irish only, Na Clocha Liatha, which surely discriminates against anyone who has no Irish — and there are a few.

By all means, let us have a conversation about the extra cost of the Irish language, the billions we have wasted on it.

Let us talk about this nonsense perpetuated for decades by Ireland’s gaeilgeoir elite to keep themselves in permanent and pensionable jobs.

And let us pause for a moment to weep, as we think of all the things which might have been taught to us instead of that twaddle, things which might have been of some genuine value to us.

Let us talk of the cost to RTE itself, which is probably more in thrall now to the Irish language industry than it ever was, historically a safe house for the gaeilgeoir elite.”

My eyes have been opened! Now I see the truth! Poor English Ireland and the subjugated English-speaking Irish. Forced to speak a language that is not their own, to read and write in it too. Daily assaulted with discrimination and disdain from their fellow Irish who speak a language alien to theirs and as a consequence treat them as little better than second class citizens with second class rights.

Oh the humanity…

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4 comments on “Bigot’s Day Out

  1. I’m surprised you were reading this rag! You only have to look at the history. From the days of William Martin Murphy with his rabid anti Republicanism and opposition to the 1913 lockout, to calls for the execution of the 1916 Leaders, to its Fine Gealism over 70 odd years.In recent times It’s opposition to just about every positive development in the North including the Hume Adams talks and its pro Unionist agenda. I actually get angry reading it so I just stopped. BD


    • All very true. But unfortunately it remains an influential rag and if unread its prejudices remain unchallenged. Thankfully I have lots of people who supply me with bits and pieces that help keep the blog on top of stories like this (and apologies to all those I haven’t been able to get back to or whose stories I haven’t had time to follow up).

      I find this casual, off-hand discrimination towards Irish-speaking citizens and communities in the Irish media absolutely infuriating. Personally I regard it as racist since many of those of who propagate it clearly regard Irish-speakers as a distinct ethnicity separate from the English-speaking Irish population (as opposed to those who talk about Irish language “hobbyists” and “enthusiasts”, which is just as discriminatory – a basic denial of a community’s existence).

      The paranoid angle is interesting though. RTÉ is in the grip of a “Gaeilgeoirí elite”? I wonder how that article would look if we started substituting “Jew” for “Gaeilgeoir”?


  2. Léitheoir

    An féidir an dlí a chur ar an Indo mar gheall air seo? Mé lándáiríre faoi seo, is ciníochas frith-Ghaelach atá ann. Caidé do bharúil, a Shéamais?


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